- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

All of these jokes are about white people

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

dyslexic's Untie

A bar walks into a man

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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