- Anti Joke

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

pobody's nerfect

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

what's funny about war? nothing!

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen