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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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