- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

A hill billy went fishing

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Black people having a Job.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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