What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Michael Brown

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Ross.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Jimmy Saville

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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