i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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