why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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