How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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