- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Cripples are lame.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Yes

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Allah walked into AK Bar

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

In soviet Russia...things are different

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