- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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