- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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