Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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womens rights

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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