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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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