- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What's 9+10? 19

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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