What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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hi

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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