How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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