Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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