whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Knock Knock.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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