How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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jews

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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alert('The Game')

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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