- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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