Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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