A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Kevin and Ramin

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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black chicken. kfc

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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