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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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