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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Go away still nothing to see

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Where's my baby??

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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