- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Brain fart

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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