- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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