- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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