Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Justin Bieber

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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