Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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