- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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every knight i see an owl at window

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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