- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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