- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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