whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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