Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Jesus Christ

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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