- Anti Joke

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Donald Trump

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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