the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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