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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

How old are you? 7

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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