Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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