What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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outside your comfort zone

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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i'm hard

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Jesus Christ

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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