- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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