- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

God is real.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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