Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Women's Rights

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Anti Joke

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