Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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