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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

If life gives you lemonade.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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