Female Orgasms

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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