- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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