- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Refridgerator.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??