- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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