- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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