Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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like if your cool

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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