Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Death by kayak

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Anti Joke

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