a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Andoni was here

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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