What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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