- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Screw it you write the joke.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.