Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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