What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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