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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

alert('The Game')

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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