- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

womens rights.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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