Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A man did not like this site

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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