What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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