- Anti Joke

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"