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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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