*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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