Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Yes

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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