Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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