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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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