- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

what looks like a banana? a penis

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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