What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

a man checks his mypsace

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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