- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

salad days!

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

im not black, im Joseph Kony

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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