Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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deez nuts

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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