- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

I have read the terms and conditions

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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