Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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