Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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