What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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