Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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