How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Your big dick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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