- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call an arab ?

Why did the chicken cross the road...

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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