What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Women outside of the kitchen.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Go away still nothing to see

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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