- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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