- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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