- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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