I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Jordan is pregant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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