What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What do you call an arab ?

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Haha, I get it..

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