Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Knock Knock.

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