- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Feminism.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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