Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Anti Joke

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