- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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