One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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