Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Communism hehe xd

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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