An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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