- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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