- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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