- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

I'm homeless.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

A woman walks into a bar.

What is older than history?

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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