- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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