What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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