a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Gustavo Andrade

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