- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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