Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Cripples are lame.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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