- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

school homewrok

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

"Knock knock." "Come in."

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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