What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Gay rights.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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