- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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