- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

I'm rick james bitch

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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