A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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