- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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