- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

A man penetrates another man.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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