- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Women's Rights

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A baby seal walks into a club.

Go away still nothing to see

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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