Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What's 9+10? 19

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

An Asian with a big dick.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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