- Anti Joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

I have a really funny joke.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

The american education system.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive