What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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A man died.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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