- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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