How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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