- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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