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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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