- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Take part of what?

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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