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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

there once was a frog with no leggs

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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