- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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