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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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