There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What's 9+10? 19

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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