- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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