whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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