- Anti Joke

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.