- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

I'm tired.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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