- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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