- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

You know what's cool? Yep.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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