Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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