- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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