Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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This is not a joke.

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Women

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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