- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Golf.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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