My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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