Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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