awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Justin Bieber

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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