- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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