An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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