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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

If life gives you lemonade.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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