What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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