how do you call someone? use a phone

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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