- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potassium? K.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Your big dick.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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