It's all Taggart

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Anti Joke

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