- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Get on the boat.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Your girlfriend.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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