- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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