Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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