A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Knock Knock.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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