- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

You're a frog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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