Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Your big dick.

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Potassium? K.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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