- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What's upside down? umop apisdn

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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