- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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