What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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