Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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I'm Coming

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Chris Bosh's neck

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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a man makes a bad joke

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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