What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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