- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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