- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

The american education system.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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