- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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