a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Gay rights.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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