What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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