Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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