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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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