Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

13 =B you just learned something

5 Italian guys from Long Island

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

i'm hard

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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