- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a. why? b. because I wanted

bangers and mash?

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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