Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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