In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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