- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

bite me

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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