- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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