- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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