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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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