- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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