What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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