How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

homosexual rights to marriage

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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