- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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