1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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