- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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