- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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