- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

You know what's cool? Yep.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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