Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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The child was fired from his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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