Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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dallen loves penis

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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