I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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