Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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