What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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I'm Batman.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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