A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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