Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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