- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

My cat just died.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Paper or plastic? Yes...

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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