- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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