- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What's better than a stick? A stone

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Knock Knock.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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