- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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