Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

I'm homeless.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

A gay man watches football.

why dont they make black forks

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