- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

TRICERATOPS!

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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