Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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