- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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