- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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