- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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What's just not right? Left

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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