- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Apple hates Blackberry.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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