whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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read this sentence again.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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