- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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