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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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