What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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