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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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