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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

I have an idea! You leave.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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