what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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star wars kid

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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