"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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I'm so punny.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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