Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Men's rights

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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