- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Bark I'm a tree

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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