- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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