Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

The chickens have become self-aware!

A fat guy!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

i'm hard

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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