Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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