What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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