- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Blacks

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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