Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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A lot eh?

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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A gay man watches football.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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