- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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