Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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