- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Cripples are lame.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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