- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Knock Knock No solicitors

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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