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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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