what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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