- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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