A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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