- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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