Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Robin, get in the car!

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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