I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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