- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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