- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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