I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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