- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

knock knock whos there? nobody

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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