- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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