- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

White men's rights

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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