- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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