What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

where's mom I killed her

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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