How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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What's the new green? Green

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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