What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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