- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

A seal walks into a club.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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