What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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