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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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