- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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