no rasist joks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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sfdg

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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