My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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