What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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