What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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deez nuts

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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guess what>? your mum lol

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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