How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

No it doesnt..

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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